When you are in the process of tea bagging someone, you pause for a moment with the balls resting on the face. You then hold the penis (still soft works best) up in the air and yell "Timber!" Then proceed to let shaft fall onto the persons face, preferably with a distinct smacking sound. For additional amusement, perform this while executing the ballnoculars, or the Gonzo.
My girlfriend was already angry with me last night, so I figured I may as well tea bag her with a couple of lumberjacks thrown in for good measure.
by helpy helperton February 17, 2012
A harshly given wedgie where one person grabs the back of the victim's underwear and one person grabs the front of the victim's underwear. They then proceed to yank back and forth with great force until the taint is rubbed raw.
by Tude November 28, 2006
by johnny hopkins December 17, 2008
To lumberjack someone requires the efforts of two people. One, the jacker, hides in a tree while a second person lures the individual being lumberjacked under the tree and once in position the jacker leaps out of the tree onto the poor unsuspecting soul.
by Mitch Stanley & Brock Walker November 09, 2008
A man who can stomp colds out with his boots. Lumberjacks are said to be able to benchpress 900 pounds, but that is an unproven myth. Most Lumberjacks can actually benchpress 600 pound sequoia saplings that have been ripped out of the groud by hand. Lumberjacks also have thick scruffy beards. This is to show that they are in fact a Lumberjack.
by TheRoundOne September 22, 2010
by Lumber Jim August 25, 2011
The fatass bitch friend of a hot girl you are trying to hook up with who wont go home alone, so she wont let her friend fuck you. Called a lumberjack because they cut down wood by both cockblocking and being fat and ugly.
I am so pissed that her lumberjack friend talked her into leaving that party. What did she have to do, go home and inhale a cake?
by Petey Flyy April 02, 2007