lukewarm diarrhea

Lukewarm diarrhea is the exact opposite of hot shit.

You think you're hot shit but you're more like lukewarm diarrhea.

by Thequick April 24, 2008

lukewarm

To be used when describing someone or something that is neither cool nor hot. Can be used in good and bad ways.

A) That jawn is HOT!
B) Eh, she's lukewarm.

~or~

A) That guy is so cool!
B) He is totally lukewarm! I'ma go get his digits.

by Connie Allison April 12, 2004

Lukewarm Minute

A separate form of the terms "Hot Minute" and "Cold Minute"

Means seconds.

Danny : "Hey man, wanna come over and play some fortnite?"
Jojo: "Yeah I'll be there in a Lukewarm Minute"
*Arrives at house*
Jojo : "Dude, are you beating one out in here?!?!?"
Danny : "YOU SAID I HAD A LUKEWARM MINUTE!!!!!"

by simonthedigger June 10, 2018

lukewarmteacups

A very funny and kind mutual.

lukewarmteacups is a very nice mutual. Or
lukewarmteacups is my friend, they are very kind.

by @canasbarrel February 25, 2022

lukewarm micro aggression

somebody offending u and planning to get a kitten to brutally murder you at a lukewarm level.

James Charles committed a lukewarm micro aggression against Bella Hadid.

by Hairrietballs69 December 23, 2022

lukewarm

Luke thinks it's warm. But Luke is a dumbass, so I wouldn't take his word for it.

Jeff: This coffee is lukewarm. Who the hell was Luke, anyway?

Rick: I don't know. He must've been a dumbass.

by fotografioj January 1, 2012

lukewarm christians

people who say they are christians and try to cram it down other peoples throats but cannot live up to the bibles commandments

lukewarm christians are "christians" who are divorced (adultery), living in sin (adultery), cheats on their wives with gay lovers (family values politicians), drinks and dances (an ultimate sin for the baptist slanters), goes to strip clubs, votes republican, who gossips and gives people nasty glares b/c they are judgemental like their version of God, who is a bigoted racist, sexist, anti-everybody-different-than-themselves, sadistic asshole or cunt, and very largely from Texas. They love to make their beliefs the laws of the land, that is, the ones they pick and choose conveniently to suit their sinful lifestyles.

by notgoingtohelllikechristians October 9, 2009