love letter

A) A term used to refer to any letter that could be taken as the writer caring about you, such as an attendance notice or a subpoena.

B) A letter or note which is used to express your love for someone.

Student: After missing 15 days of school, the principal sent a love letter to me asking me to show up more often <3.
Felon: After violating my probation for the third time, the magistrate sent me a love letter.

Girl: Some creepy dude put a love letter in my locker.

by Vldp123 December 15, 2018

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Love letter from a Snake

A ticket you receive from a police officer.

"What is this on my car? I hope it's not a love letter from a snake."

by James Redmon July 3, 2005

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Write a love letter to Shrek

To defecate; To void feces from the bowels; to void excrement from the bowels through the anus; to take a shit

I only had 15 minutes for break, so instead of taking a nice walk in the sunshine, I decided to write a love letter to Shrek.

by GQinthehizzouse June 12, 2011

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elevator love letter

A fantastic song by a fantastic band named stars.

manda:"alex, lets jam out to elevator love letter"
alex:"word up."

by lollerskatermandapants August 25, 2006

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Canadian Love Letter

A disgusting, yet gentle and highly effective manner of showing disappointment by shitting on the hood of another's car.

justice revenge Canada's #1 export poo

Stuart considered firebombing the home of his former manager, but wisely thought a good ol' Canadian Love Letter would serve justice most apropo.

by harveymushman September 21, 2014

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