Louie

When someone literally fails an exam or like
Oh shit, I pulled a Louie on my exam again
by Da22a November 20, 2017
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A slang word used in north london for weed/cannabis in general.

There are also different meanings for different amounts.

2G = 2grams or £15 worth
Dragon/Henry = 2.7grams or £20 worth
Q or Queen = 5.4grams or £40 worth
Ertun: Oi Tom! You got that weed!?
Tom: stfu n00b!!
Ertun: Oh shit I mean... Do you have the louie?
Tom: Yea man... phew my mum almost heard
Ertun: ??? *pulls put a gat and starts to cap Tom*
by They call me Mr. E June 08, 2005
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Someone who is very questionable about gender yet is very big in the pants. So big it makes the ladies wonder wether it is real or just a snake wrapped around his leg multiple times. Also loves to make super cute snapchat stories. Most definitely is a golf god and a puck legend. He grew up deep in east jesus where cows are the more dominant animal and the main source of food. Is a very kind of person and often says the phrase "excuse me".
"I just met the coolest person today, he is kind of a Louie🤗😬😀😞😑."
by Theseus February 23, 2016
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Louie is a massive peen sucker who has a chode. Usually very short. Can sometimes be found crying into his cornflakes after losing in Minecraft.
Wanna hang out with Louie?
Nah he’s lame
by Samuel Garrisonn October 15, 2019
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Louie: Shortened from "Louisville Slugger", which is his formal name.
1. Your glass bowl;often referred to as an "oil burner".
2. Cousin of Phillip, who is Louie's #1 partner in crime-their bond is CRUCIAL to Louie's livelihood.
3.Pipe
4.the pseudonym one may use ANYWHERE to refer to their glass bowl;if properly used in context, this "name" may be used in front of any authority figure without being decoded!
"LOUIE"-proper noun,nickname for a tool used worldwide

1.(in a discreet phone conversation): "Hey, is Louie with you? What about Phillip?"
2.as in,"Phillip my Louie! Thanks!"tee-heee!
3."Where's my Louie? Have you seen it?"
by orawan480 July 11, 2011
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He's a real louie
by Anto2554 April 25, 2017
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Louie has three personality's that he uses on different people, to some people he’s a smart, kind boy who is athletic loves football and is the purest thing on earth. To others, or his best mates he’s a weird, athletic footie fan who’s intelligent and calls himself handsome. Then to the people he has a crush on, he’s clingy annoying and self centred. He secretly cares abt you and tries to atleast touch your hand, once he’s your boyfriend, you get into fights he leaves u out for other girls and has abt 20 crushes on other people. If your in his class and your a woman, he will probably have a crush on u and when he does get together with u for that 1 week, he develops another crush. Watch out because you either want to never meet a louie or become enemies with a Louie (He’ll probs have a crush on u forever and until you get together, won’t leave you alone)
*random girl*- Hey Louie! I’ve heard-
*Louie*- Hey bbg, wanna hang our someday?
*random girl*- I’m sorry I don’t like you
*Louie*- It’s okay, there’s always another time your free *winks*
*random girl*- *walks away* oh boy I hate all Louies
by Hihihellohihi August 29, 2021
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