lordgaspode

this is a strange creature who seems to always be the funnyest thing in the room.

Get a heart transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds.

"Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"

"No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone."

i.e. lordgaspode rules the comedic talent in this joke

by logic2000 July 29, 2008

lardgasm

An ownage snacwidth consisting of white bread with margarine or lard (not buttor) and chocolate, dipped in cocoa made with soylent green. Best served stoned. See stonebaked.net/~bogart/lardgasm.html

Holy crap! I just had an awesome lardgasm.

by Bogart the Pizza Chef December 13, 2008

lordgamer

pretty cool person, and better than Jaxey and Fluffy, as they are big dumb.

LordGamer is super cool
yeah he is.

by LordGamer091 September 27, 2021