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lordgaspode

this is a strange creature who seems to always be the funnyest thing in the room.

Get a heart transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds.

"Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"

"No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone."

i.e. lordgaspode rules the comedic talent in this joke

by logic2000 January 18, 2006