lactarded

Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent

"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."

by jake826 May 6, 2006

lactarded

the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.

person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded

by crazygnome October 26, 2007

Leftarded

Used by a right handed person who has no ability to use their left hand for anything other than balance.

Q: Hey, how did you spill coffee on your pants?

A: I tried answering my cell phone while holding my coffee mug, but im so Leftarded that I ended up spilling on myself.

by Jax75 June 4, 2007

Loptard

A person (male or female) that was born with Hydrocephalus and their skull has grown into a lop-sided melon, making them look retarded. The skull resembles the shape of a baseball that has been hit too hard by a bat.
Term normally used by select MTI's of the 323rd TRS.

1) "Hey, you leave that Loptard alone!"
2) "Holy freakin' crap Loptard, are you a damn communist?"

by Brett DeWeese May 15, 2006

Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

by miss_niss July 29, 2008

laptarded

someone who cannot use a laptop

they waisted that laptop by giving it to the laptarded guy

by ladymerlin December 2, 2007

Lovetarded

Cannot handle being in love; freaks out and cries; wants to run away.

She is lovetarded; therefore the relationship will never work.

by Blazeder November 28, 2012