by xxxtentacionlad March 26, 2018
loot goblins are people who are constantly stealing your girl and constantly going into peoples pantries and taking all your good loot
Jeff “dang the loot goblins just piped my girl and took all my loot” Gary “i know bro they did the same thing to me last week”
by kab9 November 15, 2020
by Miickee June 17, 2018
Me: “can I hav some money please ALEX/MICHAEL”
Alex/Michael: no u I need it even tho you hav 1k and I hav 600k
Me: stop being a loot goblin
Alex/Michael: no u I need it even tho you hav 1k and I hav 600k
Me: stop being a loot goblin
by Mememaster3001 December 24, 2018
A person who (usually in the setting of Dungeons and Dragons) impulsively keeps all loot acquired on their travels, even if it is of little to no current or future worth.
“Last session Justin was such a loot goblin, he took almost everything that wasn’t nailed down in the dungeon!”
by Troll200 August 18, 2023
Will take do anything to get his loot or any loot for that matter. If you die and then come back he’ll have taken everything. He’ll die trying to get his loadout if he has to.
Alex: where’s my stopping power gone? I left it by the shop after buying the loadout
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!
by Pigrabbit69 August 5, 2021