longjerity

Describes the length in which somethings lasts, including time, distance, taste, pain, clothing items.

The longjerity of flavour in that chicken wing was peng.

Hoping the longjerity of this top is at least 6 months.

by CalumA18 May 10, 2020

Pongevity

Pure ponyness. Smacks you in the face like the smell of a dead badger.

This tobacco has no pongevity.

There are dangerous levels of pongevity in that flat.

by Gavin Hardie April 5, 2009

Mongevity

When someone is acting like a Mong but just keeps doing it over and over - like longevity but acting mongy.

Fiona, you are demonstrating mongevity with this one - just get used to the fact you are a mong.

by sadgav July 15, 2011