A mysterious alien like creature that has been seen walking the streets of Carnegie, PA near the church of Scientology. Has been known to bum cigs off of unsuspecting locals. At least 9 feet tall, arms are like 6 feet long, legs are like 6 feet long, and his hands touch his knees when he stands straight up.
"Damn! Did you see that Long Boi walking in the parking lot? Looks like he's going to the church of Scientology" - Local Carnegie Consultant
by NormMcdoodle August 10, 2018

by ughhh3 May 14, 2018

by Lord Jerry November 23, 2020

Person 1: When Tesla stock goes down, I buy a bunch more because it's still undervalued.
Person 2: Ahh yes, I found another Tesla LONG BOI
Person 2: Ahh yes, I found another Tesla LONG BOI
by TESLA LONG BOI October 15, 2020

Strangers1 couldn't believe it when an image of a long boy popped up on his Mrs' phone. It was as solid as a rock.
by Gerzz July 8, 2009
