lindsay lohan

A redhead (now blonde) who made her way to becoming a Paris Hilton. The only difference is, Lindsay has boobs, a shit load of freckles, and weighs at least more than 90 pounds unlike paris. A typical superficial celebrity who tries to get any guy that comes her way. She's also a horrible singer and actress. And her next film career is gonna be porn.

Reporter-"So Lindsay, whats next after Herbie Fully Loaded?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna do what Paris Hilton did"
Reporter-"And what would that be?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna shoot a bedroom video, but with Wilmer"
Reporter-"........"

by This kid August 8, 2005

Lindsay Lohan Syndrome

Someone who used to be hot, but due to drugs, alcohol etc. has become unattractive

"She used to be so hot, but she got Lindsay Lohan syndrome"

"what happened to Emily? she used to be so hot"

"yea but she's got Lindsay Lohan syndrome pretty bad now"

by Mr.W.Smith October 18, 2012

lindsay lohan

Another teen omnicelebrity. The only thing that separates her from Hilary Duff and Amanda Bynes is that has:
A) Freckles
B) Larger breasts

I could see those Lindsay Lohans coming around the corner

by The Devil's Left Hand April 25, 2004

LINDSAY LOHAN

talented actress, not so great singer, has large breasts...wait sorry, HAD large breasts, was very pretty, but became a creepy scarecrow. oh yeah, became a blonde, too. red was her color.

Lindsay Lohan: IM NOT ANOREXIC!! ITS JSUT PUBLICITY!!GOSH!!!
Person: well, seeing your spine is pretty cool..

by flERGAM December 28, 2005

lindsay lohan it

To "Lindsay Lohan it" means to stick a finger down one's throat to induce vomiting. The phrase is most often used when speaking to a person who is drunk, feels sick and has the spins, and doesn't know what to do to feel better. This phrase came about due to Lindsay Lohan's extreme weight-loss and skinniness, often speculated to be the result of bulimia, anorexia, or a combination of the two disorders.

"Oh, god, I've got the spins. I don't feel so good."

"Well, what did you expect? You're drunk. You'll be better off if you just Lindsay Lohan it. It sucks now, but it will save you from a hangover tomorrow."

by eonblue1 August 9, 2009

Lindsay Lohan

Slut who got a boob job at seventeen and tried to sleep with Collin Farrel by slipping him her number when she was underage!

I'll admit she can act a little but the bitch can't sing worth shit.

just because you have the power to make a record doesnt mean you have the talent to sing.

by Lindsay Nelson NOT Lohan May 9, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

A dumb bitch who doen't believe in panties

Lindsay Lohan, please put your clothes back on.

by skankymcskankerskank February 28, 2010