The Party of the United Kingdom whose policies include:
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An whose ideology is generally considered to be <ideology>. They care with great conviction about <section of society>, and have plans to scrap most of the nation's defences. They also have plans to raise taxes on... pretty much everyone.
Scientists have studied the Liberal Democrat Party for a number of years, and, after much investigation, have concluded that it's a bit like Labour, except, worse.
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An whose ideology is generally considered to be <ideology>. They care with great conviction about <section of society>, and have plans to scrap most of the nation's defences. They also have plans to raise taxes on... pretty much everyone.
Scientists have studied the Liberal Democrat Party for a number of years, and, after much investigation, have concluded that it's a bit like Labour, except, worse.
I'm part of the Liberal Democrats, and I'm going to sit on the fence and just hope that no one attacks Britain. If they do, I can wave my socialist flag at them paid for with lots of tax rises.
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Person 1: "Does the name Tim Farron mean anything to you?"
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "Me neither."
Person 3: "Lots of weed and 16 year olds voting!"
Person 1: "ah... Now I remember"
Boris: "Jesus christ Nigel! Is that what I think it is?"
Nigel: "My God Boris! It's a one of those liberal democrats! I thought those things were extinct in Britain."
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "Me neither."
Person 3: "Lots of weed and 16 year olds voting!"
Person 1: "ah... Now I remember"
Boris: "Jesus christ Nigel! Is that what I think it is?"
Nigel: "My God Boris! It's a one of those liberal democrats! I thought those things were extinct in Britain."
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“What is that group of mammals in your garden?”
“Oh, that’s just some Liberal Democrats.”
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“What is that group of mammals in your garden?”
“Oh, that’s just some Liberal Democrats.”
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They are without a doubt the best party in British Politics, it's just a shame they haven't been elected yet, because clearly they'd sort out all of the problems if they were!
They are without a doubt the best party in British Politics, it's just a shame they haven't been elected yet, because clearly they'd sort out all of the problems if they were!
Person 1 - "Those Liberal Democrat's have some great policies, but they'll never win, so I'm voting Tory"
Person 2 - "But if you don't vote for them, they can't win"
Person 1 - "Fair point"
Person 2 - "But if you don't vote for them, they can't win"
Person 1 - "Fair point"
by Foz19 February 28, 2010
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Example: "He couldn't see how liberal democracies might themselves be sites of oppression—not because he'd examined the question, but because liberal democratic orthodoxy had made critique of democracy itself unthinkable. The orthodoxy's power is making its objects immune to fundamental critique."
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