Libations

A Sex act where a girl, usually but not nesisarily wareing leather chaps and a wip, has sex with six guys in an old un-painted 16 foot aluminum rowboat on a small pond, in upstate New York, while waving sparklers in the air with both hands, trying to impress her co-workers who are standing at the edge of the pond drinking beer, and wishing they never came to the party.

Girl: "So i'm having a party this forth of July. Who wants to come?"

Crickets!

Girl: "I got fire works, ah... it will be fun!"

Even more akward silence.

Girl: "The'll be libations there!, yeah well do Libations!"

Me... after she Leaves upset "I'll never be able to look at her again, 6 guys in a rowboat with sparklers, Damn! I kinda would want to see that."

co-worker: "No, No you wouldn't. Trust me."

by Hotbrains August 5, 2008

Libate

To drink good or ill feelings towards another.

Mate, I heard about you getting fired. I'll libate you a few this evening to make it all good.

by Southern Badger July 7, 2010

libations

anything that a person wants at any given time, (food, water, sex, sleep, ect.)

i require libations.

by einstein4471 August 17, 2008

arboreal libations

alcohol originating from tree's
aka pine cone liquor

from the television show squidbillys

i heard you have been consuming certain arboreal libations on the work site

by frenetically April 25, 2011

Libation Looser

1. A person or group of people that can't find a new place to have drink or have a bite to eat in a major metropolitan area.

We are libation loosers. You know we are going to end up at the same place so let's not go through the list of places to go.

by lokilokicomeouttoplay December 2, 2010

motivation libation

Simply, a caffeinated drink that helps you get through the day without peeling your eyelids off. It could be coffee, tea, Coca-Cola, Pepsi, hell... even Red Bull.

Also the preferred drink of overwhelmed IT managers, often accompanied by many cigarettes before 9am local time.

"I'm not feeling it today, I need a motivation libation to make it through my 10am meeting in one piece."

by top_kek December 28, 2016

Tubular libation

The act of enjoying a fine beverage through the use of a straw.

Wow, she is really enjoying that margarita! She is in a state of tubular libation!

by jzantjer December 19, 2016