lexicographer

-really smart people who actually know what they're saying when they say it (unlike the rest of the world)
-elves that work at the BCD
-resident experts on just about everything you need to know
-the people you want to call as "phone a friends" for who wants to be a millionaire

lexicographers will one day rule the world

by absolut July 18, 2003

Political Lexicographer

a person who compiles political dictionaries

Damn that irksome partisan political lexicographer! They're a phony neutral ; defining their terms in a way that's obviously tendentious.

by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 11, 2020

Urban lexicographer

A smart guy named Scott or Scizzott that makes words found in the urban dictionary.

I wish I was a urban lexicographer like that sexy Scott

by Scizzott402 October 5, 2022