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smol lesbean

A person who is innocent, adorable, and of the lesbian sexuality. Does not have to be small or cute though, and can be terrifying.
My good friend Jess was a Smol Lesbean
by Smeïngdenhaüz September 23, 2017
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Lesbean

When a straight female consumes a rainbow bean which consists of the following ingredients:
12% Alexis Matteo, Vegan Agar Agar (30%), Homosexual nicorn semen (20%), A granulated and vapourised segement of Judy Garland's DNA (2%), A tooth from the emeciated body of Spongebob Squarepants (5%), A red skittle (1%), The tissue from the heel of Beyonce's first pair of Louboutins (16%) AIDS (12%)

You will be able to purchase a packet of Lesbeans at your local retail stores or good supermarkets such as: Slayyynsburys, Aldi Delano, Mark and Spencer, Walmart, Target and Tes-you go girl.
''You're too gay to function''
''That's because i have been eating these LESBEANS''
by walmartwilly. June 6, 2018
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Lesbean

A lesbean is the best type of lesbian. They’re sweet and hilarious. Often times want cuddles or make dad jokes.
Me: I’m a lesbean

My friend: what the hell is that
Me: Lesbian + bean! :)
by LadyLover21 June 15, 2021
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