skid lentil

The result of poor bum wiping which at the end of the day has accumulated a small clump of poo which looks like a lentil.
Oh dear, there's a skid lentil
by Zanga7 March 30, 2017
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frigid lentils

Like cool beans, a way to end a conversation or complete a back and forth thought, but when you're too cool to even say chilled legumes
Pietro: Does that work?

Jeffery: Yup!

Pietro: Frigid lentils
by OTeragard January 27, 2023
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russian lentil stew

your monthly blood flow is gradually coming to an end.
your sexy thoughts and lust for life are being replaced by female shame, guilt, rage, insecurity. Your libido is radically reduced. So is your tit tissue.
"er, yeah, so, my mum is coming next week and i thought we could try that russian lentil stew that Margaret is going on about. You could read her some of your poetry maybe? She says she needs our measurements for our new wool jumpers. Can't you just let her take them personally?? She would enjoy it so!"
by Krkič February 11, 2020
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Jack-O-Lentil Burger

A Halloween-time burger with lentils!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jack-O-Lentil Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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general lentils

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by yahiamice December 20, 2016
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Green Lentil

1) secret ingredience often used by austrians as a afrodisiacum.
2) Green lentil soup = Café Weidinger's dish served on a (first date/Thursdays)
"Got any cool secrets about green lentils you feel like sharing?"
by otteich4 May 22, 2018
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Lentil Soup for the Soul

NY Times Bestseller: Lentil Soup for the Soul
by Ae5Ea8 May 25, 2017
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