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leek

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, cucumbers.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
mugGet the leekmug.

Leek

When a girl cums creamy cum all over on accident
person 1: I was with this girl last night and we were at the movies and she cummed all over!

person 2: Naw dude she leeked!!!!
by CheezyO July 13, 2016
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leek

one who prematurely ejaculates and displeases women very much so
Oh my god.. he was such a leek last night that i couldnt be there any longer..
by The Directorr June 1, 2010
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Leek

A word you use to describe Marijuana. As they are both green.
"did you buy the leek"
by Luna Garcia June 3, 2017
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leek

(N.) The Natural Sword of the Pokemon, Farfetch'd. With it, it can do such attacks as Slash and Swords Dance. It is of poor quality though, as no one (maybe Jackie Chan and that's it) has ever used onion sprig as a formidable weapon.
This Thanksgiving, we're having Farfetch'd, the near extinct Pokemon. It is just NO GOOD AT ALL without the Leek as seasoning, though.
by G-Union October 29, 2003
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leek

A was totally digging her leek
by Nat2305xoxo July 26, 2016
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leek

Cross between Looser, Nerd and a Geek. becoming an addition to the word neek around london by chavs.
Hey blad, lemmie see your fone cos i dont wanna jack it....dont me such a leek man...lemmie see it....
by The cool person that is me September 25, 2005
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