layover

when a flight attendant spends the night with you, normally involving sexual interaction.

Have you had a layover with that trolley dolly from Qantas recently?

by speedoxxx March 18, 2007

layover life

A metaphor describing a life in limbo, where a person feels in-between two worlds.

(ex. #1) I don't feel like I belong anywhere...I'm living a LAYOVER LIFE.

(ex. #2) This LAYOVER LIFE feels like my own rendition of Dante's Purgatory.

by MoGyver September 26, 2011

Irish Layover

When you miss your flight from being too hungover or too drunk.

Girl #1: Hey, did Guy #1 end up catching his flight down to Mexico after that Halloween party?
Guy #2: No, he had an Irish Layover and passed out in a cab on the way to the airport.

by AtTheGate June 17, 2013

Old man's layover

When an elderly man is going to the bathroom, he has an anal relapse where his large intestine hangs down into the bowl; touching his testicals, which forms the layover. The intestine can form a cheese-like bacteria if submerged in the toilet. The Intestine is stuck, hanging out, and needs to me manually pushed back in.

He had an old man's layover, while going to the bathroom.

by HamonGand2 May 11, 2009

layover lovin'

Brief, non-committed (usually sexual) relationship based on very short visits, i.e. layovers

Hey, I'm flying through DC, you ready for some layover lovin'?

by NYCSteve September 26, 2009

Polish Layover

Standing in large groups of smelly Europeans while waiting on your next flight when there are clearly areas to spread out.

Look at Hayes. That dude is stuck in a Polish Layover and there are a lot of extra spaces over here.

by Tiger Cobbler 2013 July 2, 2012

Houston Layover

At the airport, the bathroom line's are too long, no open stalls, so take a shit into someone else's suitcase let it arrive at it's destination.

I was going to miss my flight, so I had to pull a Houston Layover.

by KaleSalad July 30, 2022