Lay an Egg

To defecate. Can be used by either a man or woman, but is more funny when used by a man.

"scuse me, wheres the can? I gotta go lay an egg"

by Wolf89 August 19, 2008

laying an egg

to poop your pants; to fart; a stinky bowel movement.

"Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg"

Clearly, by "laying an egg," the writers of this song meant that Batman was smelly because Robin had shit his pants in the Batmobile.

by Solid Steak April 17, 2007

Lay an egg

To take a big shit

"I've got to go lay an egg!!!"

by sunnystormyblue April 17, 2021

Lay an egg

(in business jargon) to produce an output or result

We're waiting for Jim's project to finish and lay an egg before we can start taking on new staff.

by Jared Pollock August 25, 2017

Lay an Egg

Similar to the phrase "take a lap". When someone does something extremely stupid, you tell them to go "lay an egg".

The person will either laugh, or feel embarrassed while his/her friends laugh at them.

Carly: When's July 4th?

Jennie: Go lay an egg.

by JLSISTHEBESTT December 7, 2010

lay the egg

When there is a three some between 1 girl and 2 guys and 1 of the guys cums in the other man's ass. The man with the cummy ass then goes to the girl and shits the cum on her chest. Therefore laying an egg on the girls chest.

Hey man you finna help me lay the egg on Brenna?

by Cummy Bum Hole March 16, 2017

go lay an egg

Go fuck yourself!!!

Dottie: Keith get your shit together!
Keith: Oh Dottie, go lay an egg!

by speith October 18, 2015