Brown lazer

When a solid stream is ejected from ass and hits the water without breaking with a intense burning feeling

Damn joe that curry gave me a dose of the brown lazer last night

by Greg Devine February 16, 2010

Brozone Layer

Any area in which there is an unusually high prevalence of Bros. These wastebags can be easily recognized by their flat-brimmed skateboard hats, board shorts, and lack of a job, or any motivation in life. The Brozone layer is unusually thick in San Diego, specifically down in Pacific Beach at establishments like Moondoggies. A brozone layer can be very disorienting, and often leads smoking hot girls to date these losers.

Fitness: Yo Chuck, we gotta get out of here I can barely breathe.
Chuck: I know, the brozone layer in here is so thick I can't even see.
Fitness: I know, the joke will be on these bro's in ten years when they are still skateboarding at the beach, collecting welfare.

by Fitness J May 31, 2007

Hole in the brozone layer

(Noun) A guy who doesn't show up when you're out with boys for a cool one.

Chuck didn't make it to tailgating 'cause his Chevy Malibu broked own on the way to the game. There was definitely a hole in the brozone layer last Sunday.

by Amagerikaner November 15, 2014

brozone layer

the vibe/atmosphere between two bros.

in the following example, mikey and corey are bros.

Mikey: yo corey
Corey: yo mikey

(ariel enters)

Corey: it was cool when we were chilling, but im feeling a hole in the brozone layer.

by eskimo brothaaa January 26, 2010

a hole in the brozone layer

When a large group of bros are talking in a strictly-guy conversation, and a girl tries to jump in and contribute

Jessica caused a hole in the brozone layer when she tried to join into a conversation about last night's party that the jocks were having

by Jakers October 20, 2015

Brozone Layer

A place worse than the friend zone. The brozone layer occurs when the girl you like deems you a "brother to her." There is almost no chance of getting out of the brozone layer.

See Friend Zone

Bro 1: hey man hows it going with that chick
Bro 2: she put me in the brozone layer :(
Bro 1: You're fucked

by igotbrozoned March 28, 2012

Brooklyn Lager

shit ass beer brewed by the Brooklyn Brewery that is drunken by old men or teenagers trying to show off. It is characterized by its especially bitter taste and too much hops and malt.

A: "Yo look at that nitty ass son of a bitch over there with his brooklyn lager"
B: "Yea, ill just take some budweiser"

by A.Froman August 17, 2009