cleveland lapdance

When you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!!

"Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend"

"Just don't let anything with a moustache near your lap.... You don't one of them Cleveland Lapdances, no sir, you do not!"

by osibisa October 20, 2007

Shauna Lawrance

Shauna Lawrance ... hmmm , my girl is just fucking beautiful honestly . She likes to disagree with me when I call her “beautiful” but the next time she disagrees with me ... We are gonnnaaa fight !

Shauna Lawrance is simply just beautiful , no question about it .

by Don’t worry bout it sweetheart April 19, 2019

Standing Lapdance

A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.

"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.

by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012

Mother-in-lawlandia

A sovereign nation found within the state of Montana, nearby to Missoula.
Capitol: the main house.
Population: 1 to 4 depending on plane fares.
Noun.

Grizzly John got fed up with the high falootin city folk in Missoula so after a stand off, with the ATF, he declared Mother-in-lawlandia a sovereign nation.

by Mountain Dougie February 11, 2005

Landan

He is so insanely good-looking and usually has dark brown hair, he gets a lot of girls, Landan’s are meant for Annie’s

Landan is super hot

by Jaycee poop poop October 29, 2020

Landan

The way many people from London pronounce London.

Where are you from?
LANDAN!
Shouldn't that be London?
...kthnxbi.

by Ed Mason May 17, 2008

Andrew Lawman

Andrew Lawman doesn't need a definition, Andrew Lawman is the definition. Andrew Lawman is the Messiah, Andrew Lawman is the light. Andrew Lawman be lawmanatin' bitches all night. Andrew Lawman is bigger than Gandhi and Jesus, put together, then multiplied by 5.

you got lawmanated. BITCH!

"Get the fuck out of town, Lisa. silly jew" - Lord Andrew Lawman (the 3rd)

by lachlan shanks August 31, 2013