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Lauren Hookway 

The little girl with the huge heart,

this girl may be far from perfect and believe me she knows it, although sometimes she may act as a bit of a bitch, this is the one girl that will help you no matter what. This is the one girl you can trust with your life, she may not be the beautiful'est on the outside, but on the inside she's all gold.
Person1# who the fuck does she think she is?

Person 2# shes Lauren Hookway
Lauren Hookway by Earth. August 6, 2012
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Lauren Hawley

Lauren Hawley is every confused (usually repressed emo) frat boys dream girl. Or rather a nightmare girl. She is the devil except like way hotter and not as emotionally stable. She will probably fall in love with you in a week but will be bored soon, so don't get attached. If you like adventure, juuls and doing literally anything impulsively, shes ur jam. Make sure to check in on her tho okay, cause even though she won't respond, it'll matter to her. She thick as hell too ON MY MAMA OOF
Chad: "Jesus Christ! Is that the devil?!"
Brad: "No brother...that's Lauren Hawley."

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Laurel & Hearty 

Refers to a pair of girls, where one of them is thin (yet of marginal looks), while the other is a fat girl. The thinner, uglier girl pairs up with the fatter girl in order to make herself look better (that is, in the eyes of potential suitors). A reference to the classic comic duo of Laurel & Hardy, where there is a thin person (Laurel), while the other (Hardy) is bigger (in this case, owing to the heavier girth, it is corrupted to Hearty- like a hearty appetite).
(Roger and Dave, looking at two girls on the street, resembling the aforementioned above)

Roger: Hey, Dave. Look at those two girls. The skinny girl is kind of ugly. What is she doing hanging around with the fat girl?

Dave: Don't you know? It's a classic case of a Laurel & Hearty. Can't you see that the thin ugly girl is using the fat girl to make herself look better?

Lauryn Hill 

Goddess of hip-hop and r&b... won 5 grammies for her debut album The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill and damn well deserved it. Former members of the platinum selling group The Fugees. A wondeful artists and daughter-in-law to the late, great Bob Marley.

Beautiful or Talented
boy1 - Dayyyyum... do you see that fwine broad ova there?

boy2 - Oooweee... that chick is a dime piece... that's a Lauryn Hill if i've ever seen one.
Lauryn Hill by I. Jackson December 6, 2004

East Laurens High School 

A small country school where everyone knows everthing about everyone. Nobody can stay out of anybody's business, and they cant keep their mouth shut about people's business. A school thats known for drinking, fighting, and using tobacco. Its pretty cool at times though.
Person 1: Did you hear abou the fight at East Laurens High School yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard it was started because this girl couldnt keep her mouth shut.

Person 1: Haha, danggg.