Lasties get assties

The opposite of the early bird gets the worm. When you are last, you get ass.

See also, “you snooze you lose”

“I wanted another brownie!”
“Well, lasties get assties, son”

by Dabundy November 27, 2017

Lassie's Lipstick

Lassie's lipstick refers to the lipstick shaped penis of a male dog - named after the famous four legged friend from the hit TV series.

Craig: Has anyone seen my ex-wife?

Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick

Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?

Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.

Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!

by pantysniffer2012 January 9, 2012

Lassie Blind

When lassies/Girls say their female friends are good looking or hot and they are in reality are below average/ugly. They have gone Lassie Blind.

Girl: owe my friend is some beautiful, you would like her (proceeds to show picture)
Guy:Hmm naw she ugly.
Girl: No she not she beautiful.
Guy: Aye she is, you're Lassie Blind.

by Sickboydave January 9, 2017

lamiera

A talented girl who is very smart and when she dont get her way she goes off a dancer a beautiful lil baby and with boys all over her

LAMIERA IS THE BHADDIST

by Bhaddest.bhabie February 14, 2018

Lastie

Death caused by taking a selfie

The young man was a victim of a lastie over the weekend when he fell to his death taking a selfie

by The observant human January 4, 2019

sassie lassie

Cool and hot chick, very feminine young girl or a woman.

Tedy is sassie lassie. She is hot man...

by Val665 December 4, 2010

lamie pie

A wooley headed sheep like noam with brown teeth and an old rusted junk vechicle, whose primary goal in life is to make money with out having to work for it, even if a reletive has to die for it to in herit the money.

Gary is such a lamie pie, he is just waiting for his uncle Yorgi to corhole him, so he can get the money

by Jimmy III July 26, 2006