Laserboy

A type of boy who is interested in sci-fi and is bad at video games. Typically canadian.

Look at Aiden over there, probably a laserboy.

by SonicElectro April 20, 2023

LaserJockey

A person who entertains crowds by making laser aerial effects move to the beat of the music. A LaserJockey can transform an empty warehouse or dull nightclub into a poppin off dance party. A LaserJockey is so talented in their craft that they can manipulate the laser effects to look good for any genre of music. LaserJockey's are professionals that adhere to a certain standard of performance and safety. LaserJockeys put on the best laser light shows in the United States.

Woow the LaserJockey is killing it right now. I have never seen lasers move like this. The LaserJockey is making the lasers dance!

by LaserJockey October 21, 2010

LaserMoose

An etremely rare creature which has been found is some remotre jungles of Colombia and southwestern Peru. This freak of nature is a standard moose with deadly laser sight capabilites. Precision guided and effective at very long ranges, the LaserMoose targets its prey from up to 8 miles away and charges it at speeds ranging anywhere from 80-120 miles an hour. The LaserMoose is extremely deadly and venemous, and should be treated with extreme caution. While the LMAC (LaserMoose Activist Club) may tell you otherwise, the LaserMoose is one of the ten most deadly creatures in the world. May God help any one who crosses paths with the LaserMoose!

"Sir, a LaserMoose is in the distance!"
"God help us boy! Take cover!!"
CRasH! BlasT!
Silence....

by Philbert December 13, 2004

Laserbot 90,000

A laser shooting robot that tends to come in the night and eat your children and pregnancies.

Crap! Here comes that crazy laser shooting robot! Laserbot 90,000!
"My pregnancies! Argghhh!"

by E-Meista March 10, 2007

lasertag slow blow

Term used for a blowjob given at a lasertag place in the back.

Lasertag was great last night, I won my game and at the end I got a lasertag slow blow. Best lasertag experience yet.

by watermelonman9910 August 12, 2016

Laserpointism

It is the religion, in which you always have a laser pointer in your possession.

Friend: Hey! Why do you have a laser pointer?
You: I converted to Laserpointism.

by WordWonder!!! April 17, 2018

laverton

a small suburb west of melbourne where heaps of crazy people live. just go to their train station if you want to check it out! 98% of all houses in laverton are commission housing provided at an extremely low cost by the government. which explains all the coons, drugos and crazy ass people.

if you get off at laverton train station. go up the ramp. and DO NOT TURN RIGHT! DO NOT BE DECEIVED BY THE COP SHOP ADJACENT TO THE TRAIN STATION! YOU JUST MIGHT BE KILLED!

TURN LEFT AND YOU SHALL BE REASONABLY SAFE

Girl: Hey, can you come with me to laverton tomorrow?

Boy: Heck yes, i ain't letting you go there on your own!

by andoi_25 October 20, 2008