LaSalle-Peru

Two towns right next to each other in the Illinois Valley. Characterized by dozens of bars and dozens of churches. One of the only places in America where you can go to Sunday mass then have happy hour next door. Everyone from the age of 11 and up drinks. As for entertainment, there is not really too much to do...other than drink. Every year the high school baseball team does very well. The football stadium resembles one that belongs to a division 1 college, but not nearly as good as a division 1 school. Before going to football games, all the students get drunk. Then after, they get drunk.

The LaSalle-Peru Cavaliers= Let's Party Havabeers

by G2LowC November 8, 2009

lasalle high school

The school that is ranked higher than st joesephs prep in philadelphia magazine. we poop on prep. prep looks like a black midget's vagina. and smells like one. lasalle owns u.

LaSalle high school kid: i hate prep
prep kid: i smell like a black midget's vagina

by poopynigger cock September 16, 2006

lasalle high school

School where people who did not get into the Prep go. Commonly known as 'sallies'.

I didn't get into the Prep, but Lasalle gave me a full ride.

by Lasalle sucks at everything March 16, 2005

lasalle high school

The school that gets raped by St. Joe's Prepin everything so often, that when their moms change their tampons to stop the anal bleeding, they have to use the jumbo size. See also pussy.

-Could you find LaSalle High School?
-Yes. It was hard at first with the sign missing, but it was the only school around that teaches walking vaginas.

by TheHawkWillNeverDie May 2, 2005

lasalle high school

school for blonde hotties . eff you prep

damn whats that smell..oh it must be lasalle because they are the shit..as opposed to prep who is shit.

by prephascameltoes April 3, 2005

lasalle university

lasalle university is a pretty good school in a shitty neighborhood in philadelphia, pa. it’s very mixed with all types of classes, races, genders, you name it. the basketball team is really good and the dining halls are literally never open. the frat parties are not that fun, they’re just excuses to get drunk and do something on a weekend night. and females get roofied too often. also it’s not uncommon to get robbed on campus or to hear gunshots bussing a few blocks away, so don’t be stupid and walk around by yourself at night.

I go to lasalle university.

by Suburbs_Savage December 29, 2019

Lasalle Institute

A very un successful school in troy NY, that is a rehabilitation academy for grades 6-12 to help preteens and young adults cope with their homosexuality.

Every one at lasalle institute "bites the big one".

by hello904823904823904 January 9, 2009