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Laptopping

Definition A: When media organizations, prominent people (or both) claim there is no evidence for something despite the opposite being true.

Definition B: When media organizations, prominent people (or both) claim that something true is actually false or misleading in order to perpetuate a preferred narrative.
Media Organization: " The damaging video being shared online which shows the President in a bad light is fake"

Person: "It's literally the same unaltered video that your news organization shared LIVE two hours before you realized it was damaging to your Party's narrative. STOP LAPTOPPING US, you're insulting our intelligence and destroying YOUR credibility
Laptopping by EndMediaBias June 19, 2024
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The action of using a laptop.
This word was invented by some bored individual.
person 1:What are you up to?
person 2:I'm just laptoping
laptoping by Achmed Brahemavich October 27, 2010
Related Words
Using ur laptop for various things
Man: i stay up from 6:00 till 1:00 *nerdy lagh*
Child: WOW! what doing?
Man: laptoping

sideways laptoping 

The art of lying horizontal on your side in your overly comfortable bed and making your laptop do the same. It is particularly practical when negotiating facebook or watching downloaded episodes. Doctors have been known to recommend it to avoid neck problems caused by assuming uncomfortable positions in order to successfully view important episodes. Warning: at times this practice can result in accidental sleep and a need to repeat the last few minutes of the viewing.
As I lay in my bed sideways laptoping, I watched 249029380 episodes of community, allowing the disturbing events of the previous night to drift into oblivion.

lap-topping 

This is the act of using your laptop for whatever purpose.
He is busy, still lap-topping.
Lap-topping is not permitted in this area.
lap-topping by james8warlock July 22, 2011