Greedily putting an object in your pants and rubbing it vigorously on your bare pubic area, so nobody else will want it.
by The Real Slutfarm November 06, 2009
A lapdance from a stripper on the rag, leaving blood stain all over your white t-shirt. First used in the Chestnut Street establishments, circa January 2006. Use Shout and All with bleach to remove the remnants of the Louisville Lapdance.
The string should have tipped me off that the ho didn't have her shit clean. We was bump'n and grindin' and then I looked down and it looked like an autistic kid had fingerpainted my shirt dark red from my bellybutton to my dick. I asked for $20 back and slapped that bitch for giving me a Louisville Lapdance.
by Stained and Restrained February 15, 2006
by Psyconnect June 01, 2021
by Psyconnect June 01, 2021
The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!
by thecroatiancrockpot February 02, 2023
Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.
Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.
by Smackaroni November 02, 2022
Verb: The act of stimulating someone's emotional needs. When you feel like you have to exhaust yourself in a performative act to satify the emotional needs of another.
"I just can't be with him anymore! He's too dependant on me emotionally. I feel like I have to give him an emotional lapdance everyday. The constant reassurance, the unending questions. Why do I feel like he wants me to be like his mother and his therapist?"
by CharlesMonty January 23, 2021