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Lancashire

lancashire beat yorkshire in the war of the roses
by southy November 20, 2003
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LaKeashia

A sexy, beautiful, intelligent young lady who is confident and secure. Accomplished, strong, caring and well meaning with a strong sense of family. Always willing to go the extra mile and very dependable. She's kind of a big deal.
Mom: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Little girl: LaKeashia!
by Jay Boogs February 4, 2010
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Lancashire

Lancashire is situated in the north-west of England. Its main places include Bolton, Blackburn, Burnley, Preston, and Lancaster.
Okay...so basically its a bit of a dump. The nicer places for example Whalley and Clitheroe had a luckier escape when chavs came around but unfortuatly the others didnt succeed. Lancashire people are considered thick as they have sluggish accents and sound as if they have mental problems (but we really dont =)
Lancashire aint the best place to live, but the northeners that live there couldnt be more proud. I live in Lancshire, and i wouldnt move for the world!
I bloomin' love Lancashire me
I were born here, I were raised here
And I thought I were gonna die here

That's until work come to me and said
We got a new plant down south
your gonna have to move down there for work
To Coventry! BOOOOOOOOOO!

Well I didn't know what to do for best
So I thought I'd have a bit of a stroll around
Get some memories
See if I can figure out what I'm going for dee.

I kissed my girl
By PC World
I dropped me crisps
Outside WH Smiths
They chopped down that tree
To build a KFC
Good!

In this Lancashire Town
This Lancashire Town
We both held hands
Outside Matalan's
I tucked in me vest
Outside the old Nat West

I dreamt of Gherkins
Outside Dorothy Perkins
In this Lancashire Town
My Lancashire Town
by Emhogsmyspace January 9, 2008
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Lanasia

A smart, loyal, funny, and nonchalant girl who only cares for those who care for her. Very creative and has a new idea everyday. Open minded and doesn't care what others think and not that friendly. Has a short attention span and gets bored very easily. She understands things pretty easily too if you just communicate. She loves adventures and likes to travel and go on fun road trips with family or friends.
Mark - Yo lanasia is a cool girl and she's pretty chill! I really rock with her!
by glockz12 November 8, 2021
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Batting for Lancashire

An old Yorkshire euphamism for homosexuality said as the person involved is seen as batting for the other team, akin to batting for Boston in the US. Not so common in these more tollerant times as many people no longer see the need to drag the good name of Homosexuality through the mud by comparing it to the population of Lancashire.
Girl One: "He's quite tasty"

Girl Two: You've no chance luv; he's batting for Lancashire
by Tatereater July 10, 2010
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Lancashire

Lancashire, La La La
Lancashire, La La La
Better than yorkshire!
Lancashire is better than you!
by Burnley Boy May 5, 2005
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lancashire

Best county ever. Better than Yorkshire and the whole South of England.
The rose always looked better in red.
by bebo May 13, 2005
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