laundry sex

Usually referred to by a wife that endures sex by her drunk spouse, boring sex (as exciting as doing laundry, Put it in and wait 40 mins for it to be done)

The old man came home drunk from the bar at 2 am. I got stuck doing laundry sex.

by LadyEvil November 27, 2012

laundry soap

The same thing as laundry detergent. It means you're putting the LAUNDRY SOAP into the washer in order to wash your crappy clothes.

(lmao idk anyone who calls this laundry soap. My friend does tho) (because he is a person of natural perfection.) (lmao not true)

"MOM! We're out of Laundry Soap!"

"Tf you say?"

by The Disrespect February 23, 2022

laundry suit

The outfit that one puts together when he/she has to do the laundry. You usually wouldn't wear it, but all of your good clothes is going in the wash.

Oh...all the hot girls I've had to pass by, because I was wearing my laundry suit today.

by keiser029 May 6, 2010

laundry sugar

Laundry detergent

Can you go buy some laundry sugar?

by Skyjaxx February 14, 2017

Laundry Shampoo

Laundry detergent

Tide is a type of Laundry Shampoo

by JaZie April 24, 2010

Laundry Shoot

The act of going into a laundry mat, sticking a loaded gun into a laundry machine and turning the machine on high.

Guy 1 - Dude get out of here i just did a laundry shoot!

Guy 2 - Did you have to do it when I was naked and trying to get clothes out of the dryer?!

by startrekporn October 29, 2010

laundry spincycle

Entering a vibrator inside the vagina, and rotating the girl in a 360 degree fashion.

i used the laundry spincycle on the Zak, and his butthole was on fire.

by The Zak Attak October 19, 2014