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To cheat at somthing, make excuses about said cheating, and then ultimately lie about said cheating.

Refers to Floyd Landis of cycling fame who won the 2006 Tour de France, failed a drug test, blamed the failed drug test on beer, whiskey, dehydration and his natural body, only to find that the failed drug test contained synthetic testoserone, to which Landis replied, "Whatchou Talkin' Bout Willis?"
Jimmy: "Read 'em and weep, assholes, FOUR ACES!"

Ben: "Um, I have a pair of aces, how do you have four?"

Jimmy: "Maybe this was one of those crazy six-ace deck of cards you hear about? Maybe there was a printing error at the factory? Maybe someone put two decks of cards back mixed up? I really don't know how it happened, but I am clearly the strongest poker player at the table this hand!"

Ben: "You fucking Landis!"
by Mike the Bald August 5, 2006
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Landis

A very unattractive person who is a bender and a duster and is considered team water boy
Landis is shit
by sa1617 February 28, 2017
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landis

landis is the most amazing guy you could ever run into. he’s sweet, cool to hang around, smart and very caring. he might seem like the hard body type but once you get to know him he’ll be your best friend
damn i wish i was friends with landis!
by yahgirl03 May 23, 2021
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Landis

Yo! That sick 360 90 degree angel flip on you skateboard was soooooooo Landis!!
by I love Zest with RANCH March 23, 2023
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tim landis

A 40+ year old who's trying to stay young by listening to modern day music, dressing like a teen age douche bag , an spending money on luxury items an a piss load of human growth hormones !!!!!
Wow Alex nice shirt an what up with your hair slicked back ! Ya fuckin Tim landis !!
by bigzidis November 8, 2013
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hannah landis

Hannah is a great friend. If you piss her off then you’ll be off with minus one best friend. She’s a player and does not stick with one person.
by Hannah Landis September 12, 2018
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Dirty Landis

A Dirty Landis is when you grab a pickle and put a hole in it with a drill and nut inside it and then drink your nut filled pickle.
I gave my girlfriend a Dirty Landis last night, her breath smelled amazing!
by Tennoheikabanzai66 April 29, 2021
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