lanciau

a very rude word for penis

What are you looking at? Lanciau!

by lonte October 26, 2003

free-lancing

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.

question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?

by roelfo June 29, 2015

Free Lancing

Going full on retard

Bryan was free Lancing when he misspelled half the words in the email he sent his boss.

by The Real Bossman June 6, 2018

lancing

When two guys reverse scissor each other to have anal sex with each other at the same time.

Lee spent the weekend Lancing with Rocky in Seattle.

by Truthwriter November 18, 2007

lanciau

Malaysian Hokkien word for penis

Tua (tooar) lanciau - big dick
Lanciau lang - dickhead (annoying person)

by Caroline February 21, 2005

Lancing the Dragon

The act of sticking a smoothed metal rod into the male urethra during masturbation. Sexual self-catheterization.

Harry was lancing the dragon last night at one of those freaky sex parties

by Puxatony Phil March 31, 2010

lancing

When someone is on the search for tha booty.

Nigga 1: "Damn I could use some booty"
Nigga 2: "Nigga quit lancing you too damn ugly to get dat"

by loropocoro August 4, 2014