The condition of frustration that results from the wait for an overdue podcast, sometimes extensible to cases of overdue magazines, software, etc.
I'm totally lactose intolerant for a new Hardcore History 'cast - it's been a month for Christ's sake!
by Kellyn B. April 21, 2009
I can't stand to eat lunch with Sally. All she talks about is being lactose intolerant. I'm lactose intolerant intolerant.
by Rollo168 March 05, 2014
The friend that never shuts the fuck up about being lactose intolerant. This friend more than likely isnt even really lactose intolerant. This type of friend manages to mention that they're lactose intolerant in every conversation.
Friend 1: "Do you guys want snacks for the party?"
Lactose Intolerant Friend: "As long as there is no cheese. Remeber I'm lactose intolerant?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you're definitely the lactose intolerant friend."
Lactose Intolerant Friend: "As long as there is no cheese. Remeber I'm lactose intolerant?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you're definitely the lactose intolerant friend."
by MMMmonkeys March 05, 2021
You didn't have toast this morning your lactose intolerance
by Ladzam Zhaaq YUdiktionori November 12, 2021
A person, normally a young woman, who cannot tolerate drinking milk after 12:00 PM, eastern standard time.
"No, I'll take my coffee black, I really can't have milk at this time of the day. I just got diagnosed with C.L.I, better known as Circadian Lactose Intolerance.
by Jack Sparrow Wants This Woman March 01, 2009
steven: dude, you’re lactose intolerant
mike: yes
steven: aww poor thing. i’ll keep you in my prayers.
mike: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE SUCKS ASS DUDE
mike: yes
steven: aww poor thing. i’ll keep you in my prayers.
mike: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE SUCKS ASS DUDE
by You Don’t Need To Know That June 01, 2020
You're right Matt Walsh! It's isn't real! Lactose TOLERANCE is actually a genetic mutation developed by EUROPEANS! That, what you did right there, is what the shit-libs mean when they talk about WHITENESS! You delude yourself into believing that your experience reflects the nature of reality... BUUUUUUUT... Your experience is actually an aberration that goes AGAINST the norm. Lactose tolerance is a white trait but (in the zeitgeist) the INTOLERANCE OF LACTOSE is framed as aberrant. Which is reflective of what is happening to me. My behavior is being framed as aberrant... BUUUUT... I'm not the one stalking and weaponizing schizophrenia delusions of reference! I'm doing regular shit.
Hym "So lactose intolerance ISN'T real. You're not supposed to be tolerant of lactose because people were supposed to be sucking on cow tits. It's gross. Stop doing beastiality."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024