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The Emeril LaGasse

This is a somewhat complex yet simple move to perform. What you will need:

1. White lab coat with green Emeril E on the front
2. Emeril Essence seasoning
3. Partner who is willing to perform fellatio

To perform this maneuver, first place on the lab coat after the E has been applied. Then while your partner is performing fellatio, as you are about to climax pull in her head and release the goo in her mouth while yelling "BAM!!!". After one has orgasm'd, proceed to say, "Now I'm gonna kick it up a notch." Tell your lady friend to open her mouth then proceed to sprinkle the Emeril Essence seasoning all over your man-juice, while screaming "BAM!!" in the process.

Thus, the Emeril LaGasse
Thomas: So what did you and Cindy do last night?

Geoffrey: Well, Cindy was in the kitchen cooking a rack of lamb and I got horny so I gave her "The Emeril LaGasse".

Thomas: Haha, nice.

Geoffrey: Oh yes, I sure did kick it up a notch afterwards when I told her I have herpes.
by Todd Todd September 26, 2009
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Emeril Lagasse

When you are about to ejaculate and a girl is giving you head, you tell her "let's spice it up a notch" and she will get confused and before she can do anything, do a pelvic thrust and yell "BAM!"
"I think a fractured my girlfriends jaw while giving her the emeril lagasse"
by BHSrapist October 29, 2009
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Lucassexual

Only being attracted to Lucas from NCT/WAYV
Person 1: I like you

Me: sorry I’m Lucassexual
by Eunwoosimp December 20, 2020
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Emeril Lagasse

Similar affects as a donkey punch, but in this instance instead of punching the person, you throw a hand full of pepper in their face to get them to sneeze and get that tightening affect. For full experience yell BAM!
when having anal sex and you're about to climax, grab a hand full of pepper and throw it in your partners face and yell BAM. As, they sneeze their anus will tighten and highten the pleasure. emeril lagasse should be perfomed at own risk.
by joesph baker August 22, 2009
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lacass

Mean heartless woman that don't care about hurting others as long as she gets dick
That girl is such a lacass
by jjsmile November 14, 2017
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Keith Lagasse

A bum from central Connecticut whose only goal in life is to go to as many minor league sports as he can whilst complaining on facebook about how he doesn’t have any money for food or a room to sleep in. He puts forth no effort in life to better himself and doesn’t deserve the thoughts and prayers one might feel inclined to offer him.
See that man gloating about taking the bus across Connecticut.

Yeah he’s such a Keith Lagasse
by PeetaMoran August 7, 2023
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