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soap lagoon

another word for a brothel, first used in the song “SOAP LAGOON” by MASA WORKS DESIGN, “soap” likely is meant to be a euphemism for semen
I might head to the soap lagoon once my shifts over, I need to blow off some steam
by massivebitch March 12, 2022
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lagoon creature

Noun - 1. A sexual partner who's horrendous physical attributes are masked by heavy drinking until the morning after. Synonymous with bucket of yuck.

2. A creature who lives in a lagoon, i.e. an Ibis.
1. Oh god, I boinked a fuckin lagoon creature from the bar last night, time to get my shit checked.

2. Look at that Ibis... it's in a lagoon.
by Stephen Covell March 9, 2006
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Boob Lagoon

A boob lagoon is the accumulation of sweat under and between an ample set of breasts.
Boob Lagoon is the ladies' equivalent to swamp ass. Girls below a B-cup may not understand the hot sweaty band of sweat that constitutes a boob lagoon, but find a C or larger and she will know!
by ColumbusDD May 23, 2013
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lagoon whistle

A term used to delicately describe the flushed tampon applicators that show up in rural sewage lagoons. The cardboard or plastic applicator tips float and look like whistles.
Matt: What's the deal with all the whistles in the lagoon? Dan: Um...those aren't whistles!
Kurt: Those are lagoon whistles. Get back to work.
by Dan Sayer July 24, 2008
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Goo Lagoon

When a guy cums on a girls stomach and the cum fills up the girls belly button.
"I pulled out and gave her a Goo Lagoon last night."
by YdgTheGooLagoon November 28, 2011
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Blue Lagoon Syndrome

Based on the 1980 movie "The Blue Lagoon".

The ability of any two people to fall in love when there is no one else available.

Also the ability of the only person in a group of a certain gender to become the object of desire for the rest.

See also: proximity infatuation
A: "So how did you two get married?"
B: "Completely Blue Lagoon Syndrome. We were stranded in an elevator together over Christmas Break, so it was inevitable."

A: "I don't get it, everybody at work thinks Suzi is such a babe!"
B: "Dude, Suzi is the *only* female in your office, of course they think she's hot, it's Blue Lagoon Syndrome!"
by Conrad Zero April 28, 2008
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lagoon

"We totally lagooned Toby with that blow up sheep on his doorstep! Hope he doesn't call the police!"
by cuntfuckll February 16, 2009
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