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Fixie La Douche

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Overly aggressive cyclists who ride fixed gear (single gear) road bikes and are generally employed as bike couriers. They have an elevated sense of importance and entitlement to the road and endanger everyone around them by running red lights, weaving between cars and getting irrate when anyone objects to their douchy ways. Their mortal enemy is the taxi driver, though they have a stong hatred of all motorists.

You can spot them at stop lights trying to impress everyone with their little balancing act, trying not to touch the ground with their feet (they will claim they do this to avoid unclipping their clip-in bike shoes). Their traditional garb includes 80's biker caps (they are far too cool to ever wear helmets), courier bags, bike shorts and ironic t-shirts.

If you see one approach at your own risk. They are known to fly off the handle or, at the very least, say something sarcastic. The best way to trap one is to lure them close with a tall boy of Stiegel of a bottle of Labatt 50 and then club them over the head with a U-lock.
Look at that Fixie la Douche who just cut off that old lady and then punched her car window for honking at him! What a prick!
by Chiefwiggy September 2, 2009
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A very strong and fat man who enjoy taking showers. Unfortunatly he can never finish washing himself because he is always borthered by some Mario Cross(es).
Dude : Hey dude, how was your shower?
Gars d'la douche : Not so bad, but I had to beat-up that little faggot once again!
by mybigfatcock August 22, 2009
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Guy La Douche Ass

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Originaly a character from the show MXC. Use when something gay happens or something you dislike, which you then say "Guy la douche ass"
Dude Tom just skeeted on your tooth brush, response = "Guy La Douche Ass"
by guy la douche ass December 16, 2007
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a phrase used to describe the act of drinking Whiteclaw
Person 1: "mmm i love me some whiteclaw"
Person 2: "whoa, that's whiteclaw? what a douche LA move."
by JzwhaIe August 9, 2021
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la dooche

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someone who speaks french and is also a dooche bag
man#1: your such a dooche bag just shut the hell up

french guy: me do not know how you say

man#1: you know what your a la dooche
by BROWNHUSTLER00 April 10, 2009
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ladouche

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Similar to "douche bag" with a more insulting feminine aspect.
Look at that orange skinned ladouche trying to hit on that skant over there.

Get out of the way ladouche!
by bobbyboyrulez February 28, 2008
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Shia LaDouche

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Videotape your parents fucking while smoking an assload of weed. Once they're asleep, jack off to the tape then sneak into their room and cum on your mother's back. Superman 'dat ho!
There wasn't anything going on Friday night, so I stayed in and pulled a Shia LaDouche.
by Krazy Kurtis June 12, 2009
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