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La Croix

Nesiah: “wow I love my La Croix”
Lawrence: “get that lesbian shit out of here
by iiAmSpooky October 20, 2019
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la croix

"Jésus est mort sur la croix"
by Retroafro August 22, 2005
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La Croixing

TyRubbing a piece of fruit on someone's food so that it tastes vaguely like the essence of that fruit.
why does this turkey taste like a banana? Jimmy keeps fucking La croixing me.
by UrFavoriteTurtle November 28, 2019
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la croix

1. A french term for "the water"

2. A popular carbonated water drink that comes in cans, drank often by punk rockers, scene kids, and straight edges in the southern florida teenage areas. Comes in flavors such as lemon, berry, and lime.
That la croix quenched my thirst. It was the shiznit.
by Tony Picknell June 10, 2005
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la Croix anxiety

When you are in a state where, like the fruit taste in La Croix , your anxiety is there there, but not quite a nameable feeling, nor can you truly feel it.
Man, I was so depressed last night that I couldn't get anything other than La Croix anxiety.
by herewegowith February 8, 2019
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La Croix

A luxury alternative to water. For successful, masculine men and feminine women.
Fuck he's huge. Must be drinking that La Croix.
by Truth- January 25, 2024
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dirty la croix

When snuggling with your babe on a Thursday night and she brought that water juice so good and bubbly it blew your socks off but one shoe was double laced so that sock stayed on so you got a blowie with your fizzy pop
Is that a sock on your foot or did you have a dirty la Croix last Thursday.
by La croix boi October 2, 2021
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