lotion

Good; commendable; highly worthy of praise

"Look at that basket! Isn't it precious?"

"Yeah, it's lotion."

by B-Phat May 23, 2006

lotion

To ingratiate, to flatter, to butter up in order to achieve an end result, to obtain and maintain friendship or other relationship. To deliberately and possibly insincerely, insinuate oneself into the graces and company of a person or group by using compliments, favours and excess attention.
Jamaican/Caribbean usage common in use in culture, films, dancehall reggae music and daily life.

In the literal sense, this term denotes derision wherein a man who "lotions" another man is actually lubricating him for anal sex. In the usual vernacular however, it simply means kissing ass - a term which has its own similar connotations. The general usage is to state emphatically that "we don't lotion" as in to say the individual refuses to pretend to like someone or a situation.

We don't lotion man. We don't lotion pet nor powder. ~ "No Retreat, No Surrender" by Terror Fabulous
~ "We don't lotion man, woman we powder, we don't powder man"

by thenewbreed July 3, 2019

Lotion

To suck up to someone

Stop tryin to "lotion!

by Bahamian242 December 30, 2010

Lotion

when somebody acts homosexually. i.e. when a male touches another male or implies that he wants to be sexually active with said male.

you're lotion

by russjp October 27, 2010

Lotion

A secret word for Marijuana. Primarily used to for talking about weed in situations where it would be considered unacceptable.

Hey whats up man, you got any lotion on you? My skin is dry. I don't but i was about to get some on my lunch break.

Man I'm super lotioned up right now.

by Incosleep July 8, 2019

lotion

dope cream that helps you masterbate a lot easier. it is dope

guy 1: i love to put lotion on.
guy 2: why?
guy 1: oh you know why

by lotion master 69 December 4, 2019

lotion

mullets, suit jackets and ripped jeans, usually go's to toni and guy for an obscure 80's haircut.

david beckham

by Craig March 10, 2004