lone star blues

A type of homesickness specific to the greatest state in the Union

Man, I sure miss Texas, i got them Lone Star Blues

by Caiaus February 1, 2018

Lone Star Card

Texas' version of food stamps, or "EBT" system. Largest in country; proudly serving almost 2 million moochers.

"Yesterday in the store, I was behind this family of Mexicans who had over $300 in groceries. When their Lone Star Card got rejected, they started bitching out the poor cashier in Spanish."

by SlaPPiE October 13, 2005

lone star lesbian

A lesbian who has only had sex with a male once.

Lisa: have you ever tried it with a guy?
Dedra: Just once, I'm a lone star lesbian.

by gaycowgrrl June 6, 2014

lone star stunnas

a truck group in texas who is nothing but a bunch of pussies who’s parents pay for their raggedy ass trucks and anything they own.

david: “hey bro have you heard of that faggot ass group called lone star stunnas?”
greg: “oh you mean that group who’s sponsored by affirm and their parents?”

by crackerwacker January 19, 2022

lone star stunnas

A club of guys with big trucks but even bigger cocks an can take your girl at any given time

Ohh shit there’s lone star stunnas pulling up make sure to hide your girlfriend!!

by Long schlong donkey Kong August 25, 2020

Lone Star Oil Gusher:

When you fuck her in the ass after she had street tacos and the back pressure causes a blowout.

Lone Star Oil Gusher: I was banging her from behind, after hitting the taco truck and she blew like a Lone Star Oil Gusher.

by Patrick Master August 15, 2025

Lonestar Saloon

The art of hitting the garage for a long term solo drinking session after all the local establishments have closed and before they have reopened. Its not a place where everyone knows your name but a place you cant even remember your own.

Anyone seen asteroid. yeah mate, think he is doing time in the lonestar saloon.

by Big Dirt April 3, 2013