Let Me Get One

A phrase uttered by a post adolescent male when he feels he is being violated and it's his turn to get anything he feels he is entitled to.

Dude 1: You see all those shawtys over there?

Dude 2: This TCrock dude won't leave me alone.

Dude 1: They are comin our way, tell that fag to screw off.

Dude 2: Let me get one!

by SuperLloyd November 6, 2014

Let me get you a straw

"You're a wuss. Learn to deal."

An elaborated version of the sentiment is found in the phrasing: "Let me get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP."

The proffering of a straw to aid "sucking up" abilities is generally considered more comical (read: obnoxious) than simply telling a whiner to deal.

Can be used in any situation.

*a minor chainsaw incident occurs*

Bob: Um, could you call 911 for me?
Frank: Do it yourself.
Bob: ...I don't have "hands" anymore.
Frank: How about this? I'll get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP.

by Lady Chevalier July 17, 2005

let me get up in them guts

A pickup line that doesn't work on everyone (including some british chicks).

Hey let me get up in them guts!

by Christopher Pickass January 30, 2010

Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

by danjin May 18, 2009

don't let me get the roast on you

Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.

Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

by Dankness at its finest July 9, 2017

yo let me get some of them fuckin _____

Impolite way to ask the standard, "Could have please have _____"

Yo dominos, let me get some of them fuckin kickers.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN February 28, 2005

dont let me get in my zon

basically means the let the person stop thriving for success and giving up

yo man, stop doing all that extra shit, take a break!

nah man, dont let me get in my zone!!

by prettygoddess8714 September 7, 2016