@kurtseyeliner

the best depressed non binary Bff you can ever have. They love strawberries. Hate Courtney love and carrots. Hurt them and you'll see a girl named Harsha in your bedroom at 3 pm🙂

@kurtseyeliner is such a good friend. <3

by kurtseyeliner May 31, 2021

kurtle

A white male, usually named Kurt, with a turtle-like hump on his back and a heifer sized chip on his shoulder.

That guy is a total kurtle.

by AmyGayhart August 30, 2009

Kurtle

A type of internet creature that has body parts of both a turtle and a koala. Often found in the depths of ancient image hosters, and long forgotten webservers.

"Hey man, check out this Kurtle I found on Tinypic!"

by JohnKurtle October 2, 2014

Camden Kirtley

Camden Kirtley is a mix of Kirtley the cool but not spoiled rich kid and Camden the dude who every women gets wet for

People with this mix of names can also come with a variety of extra Character that make them more interesting here is a list of them
-High chance-
calm
Like able

Secretive
-low chance-
Gives everyone a chance
Is a memer

Tries his best to help his friends
-extremely rare-

Literally a pro at anything
Funny

Could get any girlfriend he wants but isn’t interested in hoes
-one in a billion chance-

Is friend with everybody except that one kid that worships the spoiled rich kid

Presumably if you are one in a billion you have all of these your epic
(But you might talk crap behind closed doors cause everybody hates somebody)

Person 1 : did you see Camden he just made the most introverted kid an extrovert just by talking to him
Person 2 : I know and he literally got the spoiled rich kid to stop being such a (cuss word of whatever you want it to be)

Girl 1 : I wish he would date me but I’m too much of a hoe almost everyone except that fat ugly disgusting ginger Who has nothing better to do with himself and nobody likes him and he fact he hasn’t moved yet amazes me i seriously want him to die he’s stupid he couldn’t even possibly get the ugliest girl to date him he has to high of standards to be a fat fucking ugly ginger anyways almost everyone has been with me and now I want him
Girl 2 : no he wants me more
*girl one and girl two proceeded to argue about who he should date*

In result a Camden Kirtley is worshipped as a god praise him

by Cockandballtortureisgamer November 1, 2019

Kurtlyn

A girl that is named after a "kurt" with a lyn after it.

A kurtlyn and wild and crazy.

Loud and an amazing friend.

Who is unique just like her name.

Wow, The life of the party is like a kurtlyn!

by Brookke. March 28, 2009

Kurtlyn

Kurtlyn is a great friend and an amazing person In General she has a great personality and knows how to be a great girlfriend she’s not a whore she just wants a guy to love her. When Kurtlyn gets something she likes she has a hard time letting go. Kurtlyn is great and anyone who lets her leave out of their lives is crazy and is there loss. She doesn’t put up with bullshit and always has the best comebacks she’s outgoing and always knows what to say. She gets hurt easily and attached to soon she has trouble letting go of the people she loves and will have a hard time for the rest of her life she’s very athletic and has blonde hair and blue eyes she the best person to be with at all points of ur life so keep her close you don’t wanna lose her you may think you might’ve found someone better than her but trust me you didn’t

Kurtlyn is a great person to be around and is someone to keep by your side

by Lol(456)$@bills(789) September 9, 2019

kurtseyeliner

one of my most favorite most nice mutuals on tiktok :)

i love you kurtseyeliner

by mystiksp1ral May 31, 2021