EVERY DAY UNTIL YOUR HIGHSCHOOL GRADUATION YOU ARE SLOWLY GETTING MORE BORING AND THIS PIECE OF SHIT "TUTORING PROGRAM'' TEACHES YOU "THE KUMON WAY" 100 QUESTIONS EVERY SINGLE DAY, AND IF YOU GET ONE THING WRONG THEYLL FUCKING BUTTRAPE YOU. THE "TUTORS" ARE MOST LIKELY, ASIAN, INDIAN, OR OLD SAGGY WHITE WOMAN .
Friend: Oh hey, I dont see you out much often, whats wro--
Me: i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die, im doing kumon every day
Me: i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die, im doing kumon every day
by joag the supreme April 30, 2018
by the worst thing ever. January 28, 2022
A prison disguised as a fucking tutor place. There is a feeling of stress that comes to you when your parents remind you to do kumon, especially on the weekend!!
Mom: Brian do your kumon, it is Saturday and you haven't done a single one
Me: ok, I will do it
Me inside my self: FUCK THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING WORSHEET
Me: ok, I will do it
Me inside my self: FUCK THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING WORSHEET
by Ultra is on urban dictionary July 29, 2020
SOME SHITTY MATH COURSE. THEY WILL KILL YOU FROM THE INSIDE THEN FROM THE OUTSIDE. I AM DOING KUMON RIGHT THIS MOMENT BECAUSE I NEED HELP PLEASE HELP AH OH GOD FUCK NOOOOOOOO
by ilikeguns:) October 6, 2020
Large asian profit organization which was black listed by the UN because of it's evilness but it failed because kumon had too much money. It's worksheets are made from uncertified tree sources, and this was criticized against them by greenpeace. It is often considered a personal insult to call someone a kumon. (greed)
by firzenr August 29, 2007
Kumon is the largest after-school math and reading program and many parents love it as a way to torture their children with no physical abuse. Everyday it eats away at your soul while others are maintaining a good social life.If one question is answered wrong, you get earraped by a indian, asian, or old woman and you will have to repeat that worksheet at least 7 times.They make kids into robots. They teach stuff that is utterly boring to eat away at your social life. Kumon is worse than PETA and it should be named a terrorist group.
by opoks December 1, 2020
A place Toru Kumon made with Shaitan (Satan) to torture kids and make them suffer. Also known as "Hell and Heck".
"I have to go to hell (Kumon). rerererererererererererere-."
by an experienced soul December 12, 2019