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Kosovo

Kosovo is a province in southern Serbia. It is Serbian, until it claims its independence, which surely is going to happen.

There was a big battle of Kosovo in 1389, where both Serbian and Turkish emperor lost their lives.

The Serbs anticipate that event very much.

Kosovo is, though, the center of drug dealing, sex trade, weapon black market, etc, for all the other countries in the world, e.g. USA, as one of the biggest.

People that live there are popularly called Shiptars. They often don't have power, water, homes, education, teeth or anything else.
'Kosovo is Serbia' (Kosovo je Srbija) - often used by patriots that don't want its independence. Seen in almost every graffiti art in Serbia.
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Kosovo

Kosovo is not an independent nation
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Kosovo

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Kosovo

An alcoholic mixed drink consisting of Kiwi Strawberry juice and cheap vodka (esp. Popov).
"I got so shitty off Kosovo last night."
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Kosovo

Verb: To leave a country full of dicks and morons that has ruled you for many year, even though they are in Minority. Verb was created when Kosovo finally left the nationalists that are the bitchy Serbs.
Dude 1: "Man, did you hear Quebec was going to try and Kosovo Canada?

Dude 2: "Yeah man, but Quebec Kosovoing isn't going to happen anymore"
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Kosovo

A small independent country in south eastern Europe bordering Albania, Montenegro, Macedonia, and Serbia. It is the newest country, officially declaring independence from Serbia in 2008. It was formerly a county of Serbia which still does not recognize the separation of Kosovo.

Originally Serbia was known as Yugoslavia, spanning what is now the seven independent countries of Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia, Kosovo, Montenegro, and The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. Civil war traced from as early as the 80s has led to the dwindling size that it is now. What was Yugoslavia is now recognized as Serbia.

Kosovo is the smallest of the separated nations and is one of the 3 remaining countries to yet join the UN (United Nations). The other two are Taiwan and Vatican City. The capital of Kosovo is Pristina. This is also its largest city.
My dumbass friend went to Kosovo for a relaxing vacation. He got shot by a Serbian soldier. Now I don't have a friend, I'm forever alone!

Some Idiot: "Hey, lets go float the beaches of Kosovo!"
Tryhard Nerd: "What beaches you idiot!? It's completely bordered by land. You're so stupid that you're dead to me."
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Kosovo

A cursed word that when uttered, Any person with a Serbian background will attempt to kill you.
Person 1: I sure want to go to Kosovo one day.
Person 2: Koso- What did you say??
Person 1: Oh shi--
Person 2: KOSOVO IS SERBIA!!!!!
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