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Komodotear

Komodotear, a tear shaped komodo. Rarer than typical komodos and are thought to be stylish.
Did you see that girl over there wearing a komodotear?
by ImNotReallyHere February 3, 2013
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KomodoHYPE

Person 1: wow bro that victory was pretty KomodoHYPE.
Person 2: yeah man that was definitely KomodoHYPE
by Garpos January 11, 2021
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Komodo kiss

When you are making love to a woman from behind and you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and press the head of your penis against her anus, not for insertion, but rather with the same gentle pressure you'd use when puckering up to give your best gal a kiss on the lips. You then proceed to blow your load like a dragon breathing a firey kiss right on her firmly pressed butthole.
The beauty of making love to her doggy style compelled me to end our sexual encounter with a tender komodo kiss.
by Komodo kiss June 28, 2011
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Komodo

1. A giant lizard that, according to a movie called "Komodo", gobbles up small children in its freetime and likes to roam around hopelessly on an island.
2. A lame 22-year old artist who lives inside the head of a high schooler and is constantly hungry and underweight. He wishes he had a tail, but he is glad he doesn't have scales or eat small children like his lizard cousins in the movie.
1. "BWAHHHH! OHEMGEE A KOMODO DRAGON IS AFTER MEE!! It will eat all my toes one by one and then come after my nose!! Ahh! Help mee! Hellppp!! Ugahhh..." -continued sound effects of suffering-
2. "Look, it's Modo."
"nomnomnom. Small children and brains."
by Komodo (epic phail) October 16, 2008
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Komodo Dragon

Unlike the popular Angry Dragon-esque Komodo Dragon, this sexually enticing activity requires much more skill to perform. When both partners are ready for intercourse, one leaves the room saying that they need to get one more thing first. The other partner lays in bed ready for the tease to be over. The partner then returns to the room with a real komodo dragon, unleashes it into the room, and locks the door. After a bloody battle to the death, the victor receives sexual favors from the partner outside during the commotion. However, this practice normally turns out fatal for both partners. I mean come on, you can't win a fight with a komodo dragon, and I dare you to try to fuck one.
its a komodo dragon! Kill it and we'll fuck ;)
by B4LL_P1T_G0L3M January 10, 2011
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Komodo Monster

A "Mythical" being that in their original state is one of the all powerful beings that started this part of the universe. He was also partly rsponsible for the creation of humans, and when all the other immortals had the opinion of "humans are useless" he vowes to live amongst them, in humans form with all memories of his past life blocked by a spell to keep him from knowing. With him gone from the council, this side of the universe became neglected by immortals. The only spirits left were the few that vowed to look after and help balance out this planet. As soon as "The Great Almighty Komodo Monster" is through with being a human he will rise back to power as the head of the council of immortal beings.

-Loyal Follower of KOMODOism
One day The Great Almighty Komodo Monster will rise again.
by Loyal Follower of KOMODOism April 20, 2004
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komodonkey

Very annoying guy that bullies kids and sucks at soccer
Dude it's Komodonkey , might wanna stay away.
by chahyo January 21, 2020
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