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kof

shortend way to say "fuck off"
1: stob being such a dick!

2: no, i'm being gay, your a n00b

3: kof
by | StuPot | February 8, 2007
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kof

by Janet Jackson December 6, 2003
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Marko Kofs

Marko Kofs is a Croatian youtuber. He got popular by playing minecraft videos with his friend called BloodMaster. His fans are basically 8-11 years old.
A: Do you like Marko Kofs?
B: Yes, i kinda do!
A: What about BloodMaster?
B: I think he is kinda cool too.
by Kritoks February 8, 2021
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Zav Kof

Zak kof is an extinct species of a wierd breed of monkey's and turtles.

It is belived that some are still alive but are very rare to find.

their appearance looks like a tiny monkey with a tortoiseshell.
In day to day use you will reffer to some as zav kof as a weird guy who is fat in a jokingly manner.
John: did you just see this guy he was soo weird.
William: yeah what a "zav kof" haha.
by boneless70 December 12, 2021
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Koffing

Verb: (Named after the Pokémon Koffing)

For men: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, and cumming while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.

For women: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, cumming, and queefing while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.
“Hey man, how’d you like that midget hooker I sent you for your birthday?”
“Dude, I was blowing her little midget back out and she starting Koffing all over me, it was disgusting!”
*vomits*
by MidgetsAreGross69 October 27, 2022
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