shortend way to say "fuck off"
by | StuPot | February 8, 2007
Get the kofmug. 
Marko Kofs is a Croatian youtuber. He got popular by playing minecraft videos with his friend called BloodMaster. His fans are basically 8-11 years old.
A: Do you like Marko Kofs?
B: Yes, i kinda do!
A: What about BloodMaster?
B: I think he is kinda cool too.
B: Yes, i kinda do!
A: What about BloodMaster?
B: I think he is kinda cool too.
by Kritoks February 8, 2021
Get the Marko Kofsmug. Zak kof is an extinct species of a wierd breed of monkey's and turtles.
It is belived that some are still alive but are very rare to find.
their appearance looks like a tiny monkey with a tortoiseshell.
In day to day use you will reffer to some as zav kof as a weird guy who is fat in a jokingly manner.
It is belived that some are still alive but are very rare to find.
their appearance looks like a tiny monkey with a tortoiseshell.
In day to day use you will reffer to some as zav kof as a weird guy who is fat in a jokingly manner.
by boneless70 December 12, 2021
Get the Zav Kofmug. Verb: (Named after the Pokémon Koffing)
For men: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, and cumming while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.
For women: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, cumming, and queefing while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.
For men: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, and cumming while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.
For women: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, cumming, and queefing while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.
“Hey man, how’d you like that midget hooker I sent you for your birthday?”
“Dude, I was blowing her little midget back out and she starting Koffing all over me, it was disgusting!”
*vomits*
“Dude, I was blowing her little midget back out and she starting Koffing all over me, it was disgusting!”
*vomits*
by MidgetsAreGross69 October 27, 2022
Get the Koffingmug.