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Kodiak

One who lurks in shadows appearing only to condemn and crucify.

To inflict impunitive punishment without reason or concern nazi.

One who used to play Renegades, only later to treat it as a bastard stepchild.
WTF...don't out and ban me, wtf are you a Kodiak?

LOLOL - you play renegades LOLOL yea right, last time I saw you was in the Age Of Kodiak.
by Hush December 15, 2003
mugGet the Kodiakmug.

Kodiak Bear

The Kodiak Brown bear is a large bear native to Alaska. Known for its strength, the Kodiak bear was inevitably used in tik tok power scaling/ Vs videos where users overrated the animal, saying it could beat animals such as Elephants, T-Rexes, and polar bears. The animal was later used in an annoying trend to spam comment sections with the copypasta “bro don’t know about the Kodiak bear 💀” and other sentences similar to this. This word is often used with brain rot terms such ohio, gyatt, Kai cenat rizz, and skibidi toilet.
“Bro dosent know about the Kodiak bear 😭💀”
by Heisenbone October 4, 2023
mugGet the Kodiak Bearmug.

Kodiak liver

People in Kodiak Alaska, who realize there's nothing else to do here but get drunk... have a Kodiak liver.
"Man I got wasted last night... my Kodiak liver is sure feelin it today"..... OR
Police Officer says, "Mr. Rogers, do you know why you're waking up at the Kodiak PD this morning? You were caught dancing nekked at the Mecca" Mr. Rogers says, "I'm sorry officer, I have a rock hard Kodiak liver". Police officer says, "OH! That explains it! well sir, in that case you're free to go".
by Sunshine Crackhead April 10, 2011
mugGet the Kodiak livermug.

Crack a kodiak

A phrase used to express the act of repeatedly striking/assaulting an obese male.
"I had a bad day so I decided to Crack a Kodiak", "I cannot wait to pure Crack a Kodiak"
by GyammonFast November 25, 2019
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kodiak splitter

buy your can of kodiak smokless tobacco, throw a lip in.then while giving your girlfriend anal sex, take your penis out for a moment then take your tobacco and out in her anus, then insert penis again.
i gave my girlfriend a mean kodiak splitter last night
by Big Daddy Splitter March 4, 2011
mugGet the kodiak splittermug.

Kodiak Island

When a hooker or a woman with loose morals eats gummy bears out of your butthole.
I paid that hooker 50 bucks to give me a Kodiak Island.
by johnny D man September 28, 2013
mugGet the Kodiak Islandmug.

Kodiak Cake

Engaging in intercourse with your partner vigorously from behind in an outdoor hot tub full of milk while massaging each other with warm sticks of butter.
Did you see that episode of The Bachelor? Matt turned that girl into a tray of Kodiak Cakes.
by KodiakCaker March 24, 2021
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