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knock-knocks

slang for Jehova's Witnesses. Due to the fact that they come knocking on your door almost every damn saturday morning when ur trying to watch cartoons or eat breakfast. They feel compelled to interrupt your important free weekend morning by telling you about how god loves you and such.
I was beating off to some ill ass porn, then the knock-knocks came callin and I had to put the beef away. I got pissed, drew a pentagram on my forehead and answered with a massive boner, informing them that I had found solice in satan and blasphemy. I asked them if I could get back to having sex with this downs syndrome girl I had picked up at the bus stop. They haven't been back since.
by Destructive Criticism April 27, 2005
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Knock. Knock.

"Knock. Knock." Is a term used primarily by hackers and they send them to their victims who they are about to swat usualy on Twitter or private message.
by Sock pen September 30, 2016
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knock for knock

(Legal Idiom) The fault and consequences are bourne equally by all present parties.
My decision on the accident was knock for knock.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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knock-knock

Term used by the BSP crew when refering to anything negative. Mainly used when no other term will suffice.
God damned fucking mother-fucking knock-knock as fucking knock-knockhead
by gesis March 21, 2003
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Knocking

Something your family can’t do before they enter your room
*mother barges in bedroom whilst you’re in the middle of having sex*
You:”Holy shit mum, every heard of knocking”
by elv14 October 27, 2020
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Knocking

Punching a Door until it opens
* Invention of Knocking *:

"I'LL PUNCH YOUR DOOR UNTIL YOU OPEN!"
Person: * Opens * Greetings!
by 7Macros February 21, 2021
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knock knock

an insult or a threat that one tells to someone else. once the person who replies with "who's there?" the ejoke abruptly ends with the answer "fuck off" many opther endings can be used to make this insult more interesting or more focused on the insultee.
"hey, knock knock"
"who's there?"
"fuck off!!!"

"hey knock knock"
"who's there"
"a fuckin dick thats about to get their ass kicked"
by Ratbiker June 11, 2007
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