Klomfas

Noun: A piece of material or article of clothing unknowingly saturated in anal seepage. Term originated in Lakewood, OH

After eating all that chili at Skyline, I ended up with a massive Klomfas

by SPI_Guy July 30, 2009

kloof

1) a vagina
2) a ravine, a deep narrow valley or gorge
3) peculiar salt lakes or marshes which dry up to beds of salt

1) I bet she's got a cheesy kloof
2) Her kloof is queefing
3) Her deep kloof ain't fresh
4) Ma kloof's so saturated and wet
5) She got a tight kloof

by abasketofprunes February 23, 2011

kloof

word i made up that means pussy

Jack: Dude, Harry just wimped out at smokin another bowl.

Frank: That Kloof.

by usual suspect June 24, 2005

Koofa

The majestic turtle of Mario Bros who fucks you over every time.

Fuck! The Koofa got me again.

by TheBaldKid May 9, 2011

koofafook

All the bad words you could possibly call someone rolled up in one word.

That dude who shit on your coat is a koofafook!

by Ponce Solo February 15, 2008

kloopal

The word to use when you're trying to reach a cool pal when their availability is low, used in the form of a one-word phrase or one-word text message.

Kloopal

by Inspiredbywords September 16, 2017

Koofa

Koofa means a person with a lot of pubic hairs that looks like a bush

Damn look at that koofa it's so hairy

Or
Look at that's guys hair it looks like a koofa

by Bgs.01 April 14, 2018