Klein Bottling

The act of two gay men penetrating each other's anuses simultaneously.

I walked into the room to find Charles Klein Bottling the UPS guy. To be honest I was too impressed to be angry.

by DANGLEBERRY JIM January 10, 2018

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Klepentomaniac

Someone who has irrestible urges to take writing implements. Klepentomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being "pen thieves" when they can't help what they're doing because they are attracted to the ownership of the perfect pen.

That woman is a Klepentomaniac.

by Robbo_HarveySpectre September 8, 2019

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Jared Kleinman

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Jared Kleinman: KiNkY

by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019

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Kliensack

An individual who's day revolves around doing nothing, just fucking around, it's productive part of the day includes materbating and groking people for their food.

Mo: yo dude did you fold your laundry yet?
Jay: nah I'm gonna do it tomorrow

Mo: you're such a kliensack

by Muthafuckenayyy December 10, 2017

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Heidi Kleindienst

A serious but kind-hearted German-Argentine who takes on a crude character online for entertainment. Privately, a powerful athlete and savant. But mostly known for making contradictions and gaslighting.

I can't tell if Heidi Kleindienst is being serious or if it's all a plot to stir me up.

by OhHandleShandle June 8, 2019

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