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Kitch

it is short for kitchen. southwest miami style shortens words to make them one syllable. such as kitch(kitchen) and vag(vagina)
yo, do u need anything from the kitch? cuz im getting a glass of orange juice and a some hummus n pita.
by sharktongue September 18, 2006
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Kitch

Kitch originates from the a young teen rocker/emo/punk , known also as kitchen he is also seen as a defination of Kewl and Hot
i am soooooooo kitch, which would mean i am sooooo amazingly kewl
by Boris the purple turnip March 29, 2005
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Kitch

1.VERB To cum, Ejaculate, shoot/blow your load, squirt, splooge, etc.

2. NOUN A cumstain, jizz stain, semen.
1. If you don't leave now im'a get a kitch on your whole fucking wardrobe.

2. "dude , is that a kitch on your jacket"
" yes "
by codycook May 19, 2009
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Kitched it

by You gotta be kitchen me April 17, 2019
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kitch

A style of decorative art and design in which ordinary objects with vintage appeal, "old-fashioned" characteristics or banal usefulness feature prominently. Clutter, trite sayings, kitchen utensils and homey objects appeal as "kitchy".
dish towels embroidered with the days of the week, hand-painted or decopage wooden boxes, aprons, cutsie baby figurines
by Mars mom May 1, 2005
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kitch

Some questions to ask yourself when wondering if something is kitch are:
"Is it tacky?"
"Does it serve any practical purpose?" and finally
"Does it devalue someone or something that is extremely famous or valued?"
If the answers to these questions are: "yes, no, yes," then it is probably kitch.
Kitch would be like a loin cloth with Barack Obama's face on it (a souvenir my friend received from Africa). Some other examples would be: a bobble-head Mono Lisa, a velvet coloring page of Elvis Presley, or a tea set with the Twighlight characters on it. They don't have to encompass something famous but they often times do. Those paintings with the fairies or dolphins amid a glowing sunset are kitch, and so are spoons made out of antlers.
by usu girl November 5, 2011
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Kitching

A guy who wants a loyal girl to cook for him. But is a sly guy who doesn’t like commitment.
‘God look at Jordan he is so kitching’
‘Why is that guy treating that girl like that it is so kitching’
by Ducksrgratelikecheese November 26, 2018
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