Kirked

a wildly irrational reaction or spell of behavior; to freak-out

Guy: Dude my girlfriend 'kirked'/'kirked-out' when I told her my ex was at that party last night.

by H_fit May 29, 2018

Kirked

A bloke who says “yeah I’ll sort it mate”

Has that been done Kirk? “Yeah mate”

You’ve been kirked have you?

by Youknowitmakesense November 8, 2022

Kirked

When a catastrophic failure occurs. Examples including but not limited to: something falling apart. An aftermarlet part spontaneously falling off, or flying off a vehicle, lipo battery exploding while performing its duty, etc.

That engine just kirked. What happened to his car? It kirked!

by AL Zeus May 9, 2023

Kirked

this is said to someone who takes a long time to process something simple. I.e. someone bathing with washing soap

Mmh you’ve kirked

by unknown SIC December 4, 2023

kirked

shot

did you see that guy get kirked at the university today?

by dialsnow September 10, 2025

Kirked

To get shot and killed

"ayyo did you see the video of that racist getting kirked at that Utah university?"

by Khanundrum18 September 10, 2025

Kirked

To be assassinated, murdered

“Charlie just got kirked!”

by Fems916 September 10, 2025